Introducing...

                         Matt Barker's



"Hello there, I'm death. One day I was busy reaping souls and taking them to their suitable afterlife, be it Heaven, Hell, or the inbetween place known as the Neitherworld. However not so long ago an evil being with a ridiculous and overly long name decided to start stealing souls for their own purposes! This is, naturally, really screwing up my filing system in my office. The latest victim to lose their soul is a man only known as Agent Brent.

If Agent Brent dies now, without a soul, he will cease to exist! His goal is to reclaim his soul from the hideous soul stealer who dwells in the plane of existence known as Limbo!"

This baby shouldn't have stolen that candy just before he died! Hell hath no mercy!

The trees are surprisingly friendly considering humans like to chop them up.

Will you find a use of the "useless crap crap crap" store?